well heeled elderly lady exits door on 2nd Ave

and to alert her of my presence i skipped aside and pleasantly said ‘okay luv?’ she said ‘thank you’ i smiled and said ‘take care’. And she replied, ‘I am taking care…..OF ASSholes like you!! Clearly 2 sandwicHes short of a picnic she then decided to follow me for 2 blocks hurling abuse and lodging her complaints with the world. I could only smile ‘ah Manhattan’ and learn some new filthy 1 liners.

Author: Dean Crutchfield

Builds Brands and Fixes Them When Broken

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